The Deal of the Day for Calgary

If you want your Justin Bieber singing toothbrushes, get onto Groupon now.  They are 53% off.  If you wait long enough they just might go for free.

Merry Ukrainian Christmas – Leutonia Style

Yesterday was Ukrainian Christmas. This day is also celebrated in Leutonia.  Attached is a video of the various Leutonian traditions.

Hey USA – Vote For Canada in 2012

A buddy of mine posted this the other day. I found it hilarious, what do you think?

Vote Canada in 2012

The Great Time Saver

I love Pearls Before Swine.  I post this for Russian spammers to spam on.

 

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Friday Funny – A 2fer

I found this one in m email today and chuckled a bit.  That is rare for me with email humour.  I equate most of it with spam.

A father buys a lie detector robot.  It detects a lie and slaps the liar.

He tests it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that day.

The son says, “I did some homework at Paul’s house.” The robot slaps the son.

The son says, “Ok, Ok. We were watching movies.”

Dad asks, “What movie did you watch?”

The son says, “Toy Story.” The robot slaps the son.

The son says, “Ok, Ok we were watching porn.”

Dad says, “What?!  At your age I didn’t even know what porn was!” The robot slaps the dad.

Mom laughs and says, “Well he certainly is your son!”   The robot slaps the mom .

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The second one tonight is an oldie that I just watched again.  It slays me every time.

Have a great weekend.

Sheesh, I Go Away For 4 Days AND

 

I have 389 emails, a ton of reading to do, a persistent hangover and whole bunch less air miles.  Looks like it was a successful trip.  After intense review I see that oohgioia spent the new years with margaritas and board games, Edward solved the age-old battle between a man’s two distinct brains, Guapola gave me vertigo and a great picture while SURFING, IN JANUARY, IN THE ATLANTIC, IN NEW YORK, Lumpy McPlumperson (aka HE Ellis) is planning a party, the Fifth is making predictions that look like they may come true (terrorist penguin Peter Gabriel fans shoot down Phil Collins plane in its way to Antarcticfest).  My New New Years Resolution is to go away more often (quiet, I can hear what you’re thinking), as it is very entertaining when I get back.

I leave you two videos, Monty Python’s skit, Exploding Penguin (appropriate) and the worlds greatest card trick.

What’s on Tv.  It looks like a Penguin

 

 

Worlds Greatest Card Trick

 

Merry Christmas From Canada

 

Merry Christmas

Santa’s Coming

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William Shatner Christmas

 

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This is classic William Shatner.  In this clip he is reading letters to Santa Claus to some kids.  His delivery is awesome. 14-year-old Scotch and Cuban cigars, he kills me.

A Christmas Rant

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

This is the best Christmas rant ever filmed.  Every time I see this I have to crack a very wide smile.