Spam Portion Guide!
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This weeks winner??

“Hello , if you want relevant content about how to stop email spam filter, you can go here (link was here, but I don’t want anyone to accidentally press it)

My answer:

Unbelievable!!!  I am rifling through my spam captures and the answer to all my problems are right here, caught up in the spam filter.  Whoda thunk that a wonderful piece of real commentary ends up there instead of on my post.  I am also surprised that you placed a comment like this on here in the first place,  How did you ever know that I was being inundated with all this crapola.  Please forward me more info to my contact information here.

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17 responses to “Friday Funnies – Answering Spam”

  1. The Hobbler Avatar

    Funny stuff…

    1. John Phillips Avatar

      Thanks, I was hoping it would be hahaha

      1. The Hobbler Avatar

        Was that a real laugh or a mocking laugh? It is so hard to judge tone on here…

        1. John Phillips Avatar

          real, I don’t mock, not much anyway.

          1. The Hobbler Avatar

            Interesting. Okay, I’m off to compile a fact sheet on you. 😉

            1. John Phillips Avatar

              That is interesting in itself. May I have a copy of the results. To clarify the earlier, if one mocks people, one loses friends. There is no upside to mockery, other than the short term laugh. I laugh with people.

              1. The Hobbler Avatar

                Wow, that is…touching really. I have had a little too much mocking at times.

                1. John Phillips Avatar

                  I may take a shot from time to time. Never meant to hurt and all in good fun IF the tone of the piece and it’s comments are aligned.

  2. Randomdeviations Avatar

    I never get tired of being Rick Rolled, it always makes my day lol 😛

    1. John Phillips Avatar

      I never get tired of rickrolling people

  3. El Guapo Avatar

    If only they would add keywords, like SEO and PORNBEER to keep themselves from the spam filter…

    1. John Phillips Avatar

      Hey careful. I get enough seo spam now. To boring to answer. Now pornbeer …..

      1. El Guapo Avatar

        One of the best spams I ever got – username and URL, both PORNBEER

        1. John Phillips Avatar

          I’ll have to watch for a deadly. There is gold in them thar spams

  4. timkeen40 Avatar

    Very funny. Glad to have found this.

    By the way, spam is such a tasty, cheap food. How did it get such a bad email name?

    Tim

    1. John Phillips Avatar

      I blame Monty Python

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