I have just made Hobblers acquaintance, and I am glad I did. She kills me (in a good way, not a window licking way). Have a great day. I’m thinking you will have a blast.
It’s A Birthday Day For The Hobbler
I have just made Hobblers acquaintance, and I am glad I did. She kills me (in a good way, not a window licking way). Have a great day. I’m thinking you will have a blast.
Thanks John! I can’t watch all the videos tonight, but they look like fun…I don’t know, maybe I will go out to the family pc. Anyway, I delight in killing you, and am trying to curb my window licking habit. That whole thing was just a weird outburst on Joe’s blog, but it has kind of taken on a life of it’s own.
I just got chatty all of the sudden…anyway, thanks again, and you will always have a special place in my heart and on my blog, since you were the FTF. First That Followed…does FTF have another meaning? 😉
It likely does. The window licking thing was hilarious.
So, I came out here so I could watch the video, and I have got to say that is one of the most disturbing things I have seen. So, thanks…for that…I have great images to go try to sleep to. If I dream of that, I think I will have to kick you off my blog. Just kidding, but really, I don’t want to see that again…ever. 😉
Not as disturbing as some of the things I’ve seen latly. See below.
What can you expect from Guap. He is one crazy guy.
The scary part, I thought I was crazy
I think he tops the list, but I don’t know can a sweetie really be the craziest?
Yeah, think I’d rather be known as “naked bar dance guy”
I can’t figure out if that is lowered expectations or setting the bar higher
There goes that word again.
Maybe we should combine the terms and say Swaziest…maybe not, just throwing ideas out there.
Sweeziest???
Perfect!
DEARGODYOUHAVEBOTHLOSTYOURMINDS!!!!!
I have to find a better class of crazy people to hang out with… Maybe that guy form the Real Canadian Music blog. He seems alright. Except for that Celine fixation…
I thought it was good…sounds a little sleazy. But that fits too!
Hehehe
Geez- GuapTart sure is testy today, dontcha think?
The only difference between the French guy and Guap is that the French man has on MORE clothes for his Bday dance than Guap had on for his Bar dance.
I kind of blame you because of the liederhosen
What The Hell, John?
That lederhosen was a *personal* gift from me to Guapeltoes. He was *supposed* to wear that on my Birthday, but he did not. (No, I’m not bitter about it-at all). He was not supposed to share it with the world at large. It’s not my fault he made it cheap and dirty. He’s got issues and I wasn’t aware of that at the time of gifting. Hmph.
WHATTHEHELLAREGUAPLETOES?!?
STOP YELLING AT ME GODDAMMIT! You are acting like an un-frosted,un-shiny pop tart- WITHOUT sprinkles.
Twinkle Toes/ Guapletoes. For you naked dancy people.
sigh…
Friends can be such a burden…
In the best possible way of course… 😉
You are more like the annoying older brother.
What, you mean like the one who buys his kid sister beer, picks her up drunk from parties so the folks don’t show up and “politely explains” to boyfriends how his sister should be treated. Or else. ?
Yup, that’s me!
More like you buy beer for her friends so you can pick their drunk asses up at parties and try to get busy wit them ;o)
You wound me, Miss!
Are her friends cute?
OF COURSE my friends are cute!! How could you think otherwise?
Yes, but are they quiet too? Because there’s no way I’m driving you and your friends to homecoming in the convertible if they’re
as loud as youloud.(oh, I’m getting yelled at for this one!)
OH! I’m telling Lizzie on you!
And I’m telling her it was YOU who put the dent in the new convertible too! So there. JF= JerkFace.
Great- now you’ve ruined Hobblers nice Bday post because you are soooooo immature and jealous because I’m her favorite. Uh-Huh.
Guap Food Not Friend!
Is Hobbs even here? This is quite entertaining.
Hobbs has better things to do on her bday than listen to me and my MUCH older brother fight. (He’s a jealous un frosted poptart, without sprinkles)
You people are making far to much noise. I wish I had jobs like you all do
I thought so as well
I’m one of her friends…
Oh.My.Gawd!
Is that El Guapo???
I just snorted out loud!
NO!!!!!
(I only do that kind of thing in Dayglo leathers.)
That’s too bad- that guy has a nice *ahem* package…
Such a nice gift for our Hobbler!
I dunno, does he speak French?
I think he is just trying to be humble. Not too many people can pull the near to completely naked dance off.
I’m thinking back a bunch if years and I can think at least one person that would have done that
It is crazy how many people do naked dancing. I met a nudist the other day. He still shows up quite a bit. Very nice guy.
First of all – Happy Birthday Hobbs –
Second of all I am having the hardest time trying to butt in to the conversation to separate Guap and Ginger – OMG I can;t leave you two alone for a second – Yes Guap her friends are cute – and not loud so you WILL drive them us to Homecoming or where ever the hell else and use your damn earplugs thats what they are for and what do you mean there is a dent in the convertable?…
HE started it!
He started yelling at me and stuff and he refused to wear the yellow lederhosen for my Bday and then John blamed me for that photo but it wasn’t my fault because Guap wasn’t supposed to show it to anyone but me and he hurted my feewings and now I feel vewy vewy sad Lizzie.
I dunno why you boys have to pick on a poor defenseless girl… *snickersnortahhahahahaa..
Defenseless. I’m thinking if moving.
hmmm.. I’d be careful thinking that.
Oops
but I am pretty sure you are gonna be sorry when the other poor defenseless girl arrives to help the first one… oh wait..I’m here..that’s me… so NOW what do you hve to say? hmmmmm
*sigh*
I’m sorry Ginger.
I’ll take you and your friends to homecoming.
But you have to distract mom & dad when I sneak my girlfriend upstairs later…
ONLY if you agree to wear the damn lederhosen AND be photographed in it.
GINGER!!!! please – we don;t want permanent….
wait a minute…
And post it. God I hope not
that’s better Guap – just agree on the damn lederhosen so we can BE DONE WITH IT FOR GOD SAKE PLEASE (you don;t HAVE to wear them..) just AGREE – theres a way out of it…
You better be pretty positive there’s a way out of it…
would I mislead you? really?
Well, you know, there are rumors Hobs is turning you to evil…
pish posh
There is NO WAY out of it if you agree to do it. None.
You’re such a sweezie
Ginger… repeat after me… GUAP..FRIEND…NOT..FOOD…
I have some translation happening. One if my coworkers is from Quebec. All they ever say is it is not my birthday except at the end in the store when he asks which one of you is Raymond.
Happy Birthday Hobs!
And John, you cannot ever again complain about a Pete Rose pic. Ever.
Seriously.
My eyes are bleeding.
Yes I can, Yellow liederhosen, a case can be made in the sake of humor, but Pete Rose, c’mon, that is just downright sick hahaha
Guap – this might be that funny thing called KARMA!!!
{snort} We need English subtitles!!! That’s totally hawt!!!! 😆
It’s in a universal language
Well, ya, the stripping, but it would be nice to know what the ladies are saying to him as he’s doing his bizness. 😉
True. I’ll see if I can translate it for you tonight.
Hopefully they are calling their husbands to come out with the shotgun…put the poor thing out of its misery.
I wish I could on this more often but thus work thing keeps getting in the way
You could quit your job…its okay…
I’m thinking I’d rather keep all of my body parts.
to each his own…
John – you really went all out for this…I am impressed… a little envious I didn’t think of it myself. I am not going to question if its Guap…oh don’t go there..
That so made me laugh! Brilliant! Works so well in French. Maybe I should do that to my friends – c’est ton anniversaire! Maybe not.
I love finding gems like this (I live for it actually), but this was especially special as it was for a great person. I think she really liked it and that is great.