‘THE PARKING TICKET’
The other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, ‘Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?’
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So my wife called him a shit-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, we didn’t care. We came to town by bus and the car had a Quebec sticker. We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired. It’s important at our age
lol too funny. Did you really?
Nah. The wonders of email jokes. Although I just might do something like that
LOL I love to mess with people. That I wouldn’t do but plenty of harmless fun things. It make life more fun. Thus my blog about interactions with people. You seem like a fun guy. 🙂
I popped in on your blog for a minute. Will have to go a bit deeper. Most of the people on my blogroll enjoy humor as well. Check a few of them out.
I sure will. I am following you now. 🙂 thanks for popping by. I really hope you do dig deeper. I love to write. My blog is a month old today. I am enjoying connecting to other bloggers.
LOL!!!!!! That’s too funny! I was thinking, “For the love of all that is holy, SHUT UP!!!” Now this poor Quebec driver is going to be miserable. I hope you didn’t just buy yourself some bad Karma : /
BTW, that cop was a total ass, wasn’t he?
I love doing things in the first
Wow, that reply kind of went phhttt. I love changing these to the first person, makes me seem crazy haha.
Thanks John – I think that was my car you were standing next to!
By the way, people reacting like that (and worse) is why NYC ticket writers travel in pairs.
I’ve seen parking wars on A&e