Two Trees and A Woodpecker
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here
is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree
begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, ‘Is that a son
of a beech or a son of a birch?’ The birch says he cannot tell, but just
then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, ‘Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is
a son of a beech or a son of a birch?’
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, ‘It is neither
a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash
I have ever poked my pecker into.
LOL!! Good one!
Good to”hear” you laugh
ha hahahaha ha.. it was a good one and I will just leave it at that… 😉
Going further might cause problems haha
Good stuff!
But a clean joke?
Who are you and what have you done with John Phillips?
It was a weak moment.
Nice!!
How’s it going John
It’s going well, yourself?
Very well. Took a short break or two myself of late. I see you’re back and about again. That is a good thing.
Just catching up on emails (3,000+), hopefully back to posting soon…