I Laughed, I Cried

Jimmy Kimmel kills me, and the look on Jennifer Garner’s face is priceless.  And I’ll never eat movie popcorn again.

Prepare To Be Cuted Out – Part 2

A while back I posted this picture in a Weekly Photo Challenge.

Good Morning Vader
Good Morning Vader

A fellow blogger, who I just made acquaintance with, Jots from a Small Apt. has asked for more.  Being the accommodating sort, I am more than happy to oblige.  By the way, Jots runs a fine establishment and is worth a visit or 200 or so. There is background to this upcoming cuteness though.

The date, December 29th.  Lori and I had just pent a pleasant night in Banff, Alberta.  We were checking out of our hotel, intending to spend the day skiing at Sunshine Village, a great hill, apparently, as I have never made it there.  We had just finished and Lori’s phone rang.  It was our son, the owner of Vader, calling to tell us that Vader had gotten away from him, the gate was open.  That ended the skiing, before it started, and we headed home.  The next 90 minutes were a blur as we raced back to Calgary to hep find the missing.  We searched and searched, but had the foresight to report him to the city as missing.  After 5 hours of looking, we got a call, he was at animal services, and had been pretty much since he had gone missing.  We knew he was not the type to take off, and apparently had gotten out and went to the wrong door to get let in, maybe 2 doors down in a townhouse condo.  The people opened the door and took him to animal services.  Terrible day.  So now the more part.  Vader’s mug shot.

The Mugshot
The Mugshot
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What I Learned Last Week

Spearfishing
Spearfishing (Photo credit: dmscvan)

 

It is that time of the week when I impress with my newly acquired knowledge.

 

First up, I learned how to have free suppers.  This guy kind of impressed me with his out of the box thinking.

 

Buy a first class flight ticket, and eat for free for as long as you don’t get caught

 

Second thing I learned, Kiwis are as laid back as Canucks.  This guy takes the all time record for being laid back though.  The events.

 

1. Go spear fishing

 

2. Get attacked by shark

 

3. Evade shark

 

4. Leave water

 

5.  Stitch wound yourself

 

6. Go for a beer at the local pub

 

Here’s the story.

 

 

 

Have a great week, and remember, live well and learn.

 

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27 Surreal Places to Visit Before You Die

Tulips

 

I ran into this article on Buzzfeed the other day and deemed it worthy of a share.  The article lists 27 very interesting places around the globe.  Interesting, for the travellers out there, to see how many you’ve been to.  Personally, I have been to Juneau, Alaska and Belize, but did not see either of the things listed.  I have seen the tulip fields, but only from a train window between Antwerp and Amsterdam, kind of a drive by.

 

Surreal Places To Visit Before You Die

 

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What I Learned Last Week

Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I love learning stuff.  I didn’t learn much last week, except these nuggets.

Apparently Homer Simpson is the first Earthling on Mars.  He dropped a jelly doughnut in front of a rover.

Tim Horton’s on Mars?

Canada’s most embarrassing export  goes for the “Lindsay Lohan Award”. Nice job Biebs, don’t call home.

Why the f–k are you doing this?

Vegas is going to make a lot of money.  The football picking camel passed on.

Camel rolls snake eyes

28 Days is becoming a real possibility for England.

Invasion of the cannibal rats

Perhaps fining people for taking children on airplanes is the next logical step?

End the madness!!

 

 

 

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Weekly Photo Challenge: Family

Weekly Photo Challenge: Family

This week we have been given the topic of family.  To me family is a far-reaching intangible.  I have my natural family, my in-law family, my work family, my far-flung friend family, among others.  Makes it very hard to choose a photo to post here.  To decide, I played some eenie meenie miney mo game and came up with this one.  We are bereft of grand children at this time, but, while we wait, we have a grand dog, our son’s King Charles cross.  Prepare to be cuted out of your socks.

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Remembering Phil Everly

Nothing to say.

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Trans Canada Highway

Ran into this cool video done by a group of students from BC.  They bought a van for 350 bucks, mounted a dashboard camera, then created a time-lapse video of their journey from one end of Canada to the other on the Trans Canada Highway.

 

What I Learned Last Week

Let’s see, what struck me this week.  Struck me and will, perhaps, stick with me.

 

Ian Fleming's image of James Bond; commissione...
Ian Fleming’s image of James Bond; commissioned to aid the Daily Express comic strip artists. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

1. It is freaking cold in Antarctica.  Like minus 135.8 degrees (F) cold.  Story here

 

2. James Bond drinks enough to be an alcoholic.  Some doctors, with way to much time on their hands, read all the Bond novels and measured his alcohol intake.  Story here

 

3. Winter driving is dangerous

 

 

What I Learned Last Week

news of the weird
news of the weird (Photo credit: massdistraction)

 

A great week for learning stuff.

 

1. A children’s TV show in Sweden has characters dressed as “poo-poo” and “wee-wee”. (Biss ock Kajs)

 

 

2. The pope used to work as a bouncer.

 

3. The hardest tongue twister is “pad kid poured curd pulled cold”.  Read about it here

 

.All in all, a successful week.