Category: Humour
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I love learning stuff. I didn’t learn much last week, except these nuggets. Apparently Homer Simpson is the first Earthling on Mars. He dropped a jelly doughnut in front of a rover. Tim Horton’s on Mars? Canada’s most embarrassing export goes for the “Lindsay Lohan Award”. Nice job Biebs, don’t call home. Why the f–k are…
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Pretty scary stuff. Bear shows up during a commercial shoot at Manning Park in BC.
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Let’s see, what struck me this week. Struck me and will, perhaps, stick with me. 1. It is freaking cold in Antarctica. Like minus 135.8 degrees (F) cold. Story here 2. James Bond drinks enough to be an alcoholic. Some doctors, with way to much time on their hands, read all the…
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A great week for learning stuff. 1. A children’s TV show in Sweden has characters dressed as “poo-poo” and “wee-wee”. (Biss ock Kajs) 2. The pope used to work as a bouncer. 3. The hardest tongue twister is “pad kid poured curd pulled cold”. Read about it here .All…
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Got a chuckle from this one. Thanks Barry. A nice story – the elderly are beautiful. When we get older we think differently, don’t we? This letter was sent to the Principal’s office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An elderly woman received a new radio at the lunch as a…
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Adrian Alverstein likes winning. Victory dance performed after a league game in Norway. Question: Will this catch on in North America? Two minutes for excessive celebration?
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Waldorf of The Muppets is obviously a Winnipeg Jets fan, showing up at their recent home game against the San Jose Sharks. No word on where Statler was, but I assume he was there, likely getting beers for them. Related articles San Jose Sharks lose in a shootout to Winnipeg Jets…
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I was watching (as Canadians do) an NHL game from Chicago between the Blackhawks and the Winnipeg Jets. During the game, something happened that I had never seen before. No, not the hit, or the glass popping out or the beer being thrown at the opposition player. Believe it or not, a fairly inebriated fan…
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Here I sit watching Lori try on dresses. This is the single worse thing about Christmas, the dreaded Christmas party (or holiday party for those who like calling things other than what they are). So, how are you spending your Saturday??
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I wonder why this sign doesn’t mention pulling the fire alarm. Most disturbing. Still, I guess yelling is a pretty good option. A helpful tip, use your diaphragm.