Our favourite handyman, Red Green, upgrades the carburetor on his car. Sweet!!!
Our favourite handyman, Red Green, upgrades the carburetor on his car. Sweet!!!

Red Green has some tips for window washing. His theory, it is dangerous and “people make you do things you don’t want to do, like have kids”.

Yesterday I gave you an option if your guy loses on Tuesday, courtesy of Russell Peters. If renouncing your citizenship and becoming Canadian is too radical a move for you, then perhaps visiting and blending in is another possibility. Russell will again offer the instruction, this time on how speak with a Canadian accent.
In a global society that the Earth is becoming, I feel it is time to explain what Canadians are. This will be especially helpful to, well, everyone, because we are kind of invisible. Once you have seen this series of videos, you will be experts on a lot of things Canadian.
Our first foray will be some factoids on our love of beer.
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That would be the stereotype, we are beer swillers extraordinaire. Now, take a peak at this chart:

Need to paint a fence this summer. Red has just the handyman gadget for you. If the women don’t find you handsome they should at least find you handy.
If you wear a suit to work, be afraid, and remember to poke your head over the cubicle and scan the area prior to leaving the security of your nest.
I’m surprised I can even post this, laughing to hard.  Red Green builds an articulated 4 wheel drive, beauty eh!