Red Green – This Is A Man’s Car

English: Line-up of the various characters as ...
English: Line-up of the various characters as seen in the 2004 season of the Red Green Show, prior to the taping of an episode in October 2004. Taken at CBC Building in downtown Toronto, nowhere near the woods or the outdoors, as portrayed in the show. Shown in centre, camera left to right: Bob Bainborough (as Dalton Humphrey), Jeff Lumby (as Winston Rothschild III), Wayne Robson (as Mike Hamar), and (possibly?) Jerry Schaefer (as Ed Frid). (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

Our favourite handyman, Red Green, upgrades the carburetor on his car.  Sweet!!!

 

 

Spring Cleaning Is Just Around The Corner

McKenna as Harold Green (left) on The Red Gree...
McKenna as Harold Green (left) on The Red Green Show (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Red Green has some tips for window washing.  His theory, it is dangerous and “people make you do things you don’t want to do, like have kids”.

Canadian Police Chase

Wikinews Breaking News
Wikinews Breaking News (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

A bit of humour for a Sunday Morning.  This was (is still?) a commercial for Midas that highlights a mock car chase breaking news story.

US Election – The Aftermath

English: Russell Peters on the Red carpet.
English: Russell Peters on the Red carpet. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

Yesterday I gave you an option if your guy loses on Tuesday, courtesy of Russell Peters.  If renouncing your citizenship and becoming Canadian is too radical a move for you, then perhaps visiting and blending in is another possibility.  Russell will again offer the instruction, this time on how speak with a Canadian accent.

 

 

Friday Funnies – Russell Peters – How To Become a Canadian

Canada
Canada (Photo credit: palindrome6996)

Just in case your guy doesn’t win on Tuesday (my American friends), some valuable information on becoming a Canadian, as per Russell Peters.

Canada Explained – 1 Myth At A Time – Beer

In a global society that the Earth is becoming, I feel it is time to explain what Canadians are.  This will be especially helpful to, well, everyone, because we are kind of invisible.  Once you have seen this series of videos, you will be experts on a lot of things Canadian.

Our first foray will be some factoids on our love of beer.

Canadians Like Beer

That would be the stereotype, we are beer swillers extraordinaire.  Now, take a peak at this chart:

As you can see, we are 14th in the world and dropping in consumption.  This, despite my best efforts.  I was surprised at number 1, I mean China??  I was going to look for a per capita chart, but could not insert, so here is a link which shows that Canada is only 23rd in the world in this measure.
Beer consumption per capita by country. Measur...
Beer consumption per capita by country. Measurements shown in litres. See List of countries by beer consumption per capita from the English Wikipedia for a detailed list. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Myth 1, debunked.

Friday Funnies – Kids In The Hall – The Chicken Lady At The Mall

The Chicken Lady
The Chicken Lady (Photo credit: liquidnight)

Bizarre, no other words can describe the Chicken Lady at the mall.  Kids In The Hall definitely crossed a few boundaries with this series of skits.

Friday Funnies – Red Green – Fence Painting

Wiggy Meets Red Green

Need to paint a fence this summer.  Red has just the handyman gadget for you.  If the women don’t find you handsome they should at least find you handy.

Friday Funnies – Kids In The Hall – French Fur Trappers

If you wear a suit to work, be afraid, and remember to poke your head over the cubicle and scan the area prior to leaving the security of your nest.

Friday Funnies – Red Green – Articulated

Wiggy Meets Red Green

I’m surprised I can even post this, laughing to hard.   Red Green builds an articulated 4 wheel drive, beauty eh!